1.Do you plan on spending time with the person you like today? That would require him giving a shit, so probably not. Maybe if the ground opens up and the earth swallows us whole. There is actually a greater probability of that occuring than us hanging out.
2.Do you like rodeos? Unfortunately there are no alot of rodeos in western pennsylvania to my knowledge.
3.What is your favorite part of the opposite sex? I don't really know how to answer this, but, I guess their size? Is that weird? Like, I like taller boys, boys that are kind of big, so they feel safe. That is important. I also like boys with nice bone structure and also who are sluts.
4. Do you add people on myspace that you don't personally know? Sometimes, if they are friends of a friend, or are really good looking
5. Is there anyone in your family that you would date if you weren't related to them? If I were a lesbian who wasn't related to my cousins i'd probably date rape them
6.Do you live with anyone that you would not want to live with? I'd prefer not to be living at home but I mean, they are family
7. Do you find it weird when someone of a very high age talks to someone of a lower age? Well I have a few friends of a "high" age, and being of a "low" age I guess I don't think its that weird, I'd say cut off is about 25
8.Do you find cowboys attractive? Perhaps if I knew one I might think he was good looking
9.Do you live on a farm? No. But one day I will.
10. Do you reconnect with people after they take advantage of you? There isn't alot to take advantage of when it comes to me. You can't really use me because I have nothing.
11.What is your favorite band at the moment? Been listening to alot of Kenna, alot of M.I.A., alot of Metro Station... high energy stuff I guess
12. Do you get along with your grand parents? I love both sets to death. My Mom's side, Gene and Sue, are funny and love to cook and eat and watch television. My Fathers side, well Mary Alice loves to leave long telephone messages and pray to god about being blind and a recovering alcoholic and Patty and Donald love to take cruises and drink wine.
How Do You Feel About:
Cafeteria Food: Well, it looks nice but then you throw it up a period later. Well at least thats what happens to me. Even chicken salad day is torturous. Chicken salad day is like a double edged sword, because its fried chicken on top of a salad with french fries on top of it. I mean, how much more delicious can you get? But then you eat it and you die.
Hot Dogs: Shaped like a penis, filled with mechanically separated meats, cost $1.05 at the Hot Dog Shoppe.
Tattoos: Can suck, can rule. Some people have really bad tattoos but can still be good people, but that doesn't mean I don't judge people because of it. Personally, want them, badly.
Piercings: Nose, Bridge (sometimes), Septum (sometimes), Lip, Monroe (sometimes), Medusa (never), Clavicle (never), Eyebrow (never), Chin (never)
Cats: Small cats, Thin cats, Solitary cats, Hairless cats- okay. Needy, fat, shedding cats- not okay.
Britney Spears: Everyone says she's crazy, but in reality, she's a genius- she's built an empire! I've always loved here, since the Jive CD sampler I got in my Backstreet Boys VHS with "new recording artist Britney Spears" on it. Well, there was one time I hated her, when Adriana "Avy" Rosen made that shirt that said "Spear Britney" on it and she was really popular for it, and when I liked Avril Lavigne in the 7th grade.
Chocolate: I have always preferred it to vanilla. Thats just the way things are. I don't like white chocolate, or milk chocolate unless it has nuts in it.
Reality TV: Fuck off pretentious elitist who say they don't watch it, because they do, and they love it. Its a funhouse mirror perspective on culture today. I mean, c'mon- we all know people don't really do that shit in real life. Its great watching people put in a box and cut off from the outside world, its a sick commentary on human nature. I'm totally pro. I don't know what I'd do without my daily fix of I Love New York 2. Plus, its better to be a cool indie elitist who is like, "fuck yeah, pop culture! Haha i'm so cool and above it, I love watching it because its so kitschy and funny and hip!" You know, like me.
The Internet: I'm on it, aren't I?
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